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Bosonics
  • A Boson walks into a church during mass, and inquires of the preacher:

  • Boson:

    Excuse me father, but may I join your church?

  • Father:

    I apologise Boson, but you are contrary to the church's view regarding the mechanics of reality.

  • Boson:

    But you see, without I, you cannot have mass.

I notice everything.

And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.

peahat:

cybersenshi:

knivesschau:

luseylottay:

That’s… omg I thought that was a photograph

HOW

H’whoa… =O.o=

holy butts

peahat:

cybersenshi:

knivesschau:

luseylottay:

That’s… omg I thought that was a photograph

HOW

H’whoa… =O.o=

holy butts

Forever Alone.Not even the Sound Test bot wants to share it’s info with me. 

Forever Alone.
Not even the Sound Test bot wants to share it’s info with me. 

Watched the MQU Quidditch Team today while drinking Butterbeer

My Uni has to be one of the most awesome Uni’s ever.

never-eat-apples:

limitedaspectsofinfinity:

omgphantastic:

kimburrit0:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god

omfg just for that comment

I am Jack’s excessive amount of stickers.

^ hahaha 

never-eat-apples:

limitedaspectsofinfinity:

omgphantastic:

kimburrit0:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god

omfg just for that comment

I am Jack’s excessive amount of stickers.

^ hahaha 

youleftmeperhapsless:

velocitiestrumpet:

liversnap:

suddenlysencha:

herletterstoapollo:

aniskywolf:

underthepigsty:

squeakbeast:

blackdave:


Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form

YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME

all my friends are going to hate me

I have no idea what the hell I’m doing anymore.

zsdfghjhgfdsaasdfgh

52038. Bitches. Not bad for someone who hasn’t played in an eon.

need this on my blog because

BECAUSE REASONS

UI: Ooooo w-what’s this? ‘o’

Sorry revision, you’re gonna have to wait.